Smackdown 9/04/05
SD house show MACON, GA

The first Match was Chris Benoit vs. Orlando Jordan for the US title. At least the match lasted longer than 22 seconds. It was still a short match with Benoit winning by tap out with the Crossface.

The next match was Team Elite vs. High Impact. All I can say for these guys I hope they get better. My whole section was asking who in hell are these guys. High Impact I guess was dress as race car drivers or something. Team Elite, who are also known as the Shane Twins, won the match.

Teddy Long came to the ring to tell who was going to be on the card.

The next match was a triple threat match for the Cruiserweight Title. Juvy vs. Brian Kendrick (aka Spanky) vs. Nunzio. Juvy was way over with the crowd. Brian Kendrick had a rainbow on his tights and a flower on them. I hope this isn't another "gay" wrestler gimmick. Big Vito accompanied Nunzio to the ring. Nunzio won with a roll up on Juvy.

Mr. Kennedy vs. Simon Dean. OK, a strange match with two heels working against each other. It appeared that Mr. Kennedy hurt his knee when he leapfrogged over Simon Dean. This brought out the trainer, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and Fit Finlay. It appeared to be very serious with Simon Dean being visibly upset. Then came the swerve, as nothing was wrong with his knee. He back jumped Simon for the win then did a goofy dance to show his knee was ok. Keep an eye on this guy. If the writing staff don't screw up they might have a pretty good star on there hands. Also Ricky Steamboat got some "Ricky" chants. Cool to see him as a agent.

Next up, William Regal & Paul Birchall vs. Psychosis and Super Crazy of the Mexicools. Not much from this match. The Mexicools won with Regal and Birchall attacking them after the match.

Booker T vs. Christian. Great back and forth match. And I've got to say, Sharmell is a lovely woman in person. Booker won with the axe kick. We were treated to a Spinarooni.

WWE Tag Title Match: MNM, with Melina and Jillian "Holy Moly" Hall, vs. Animal and Heidenreich, with guest ring announcer Stacy Keibler. On a personal note, I wish Heidenreich all the luck and prayers when he goes back to his home in Louisiana. Ok, it got kind of ugly in my section when Melina spit her gum out and hit a woman in front of me. The woman was not a happy camper. Melina ended up getting the Hart Attack from Stacy Keibler. as Animal held her. Heidenreich and Animal retain after the Doomsday Device on Mercury.

Randy Orton defeated Rey Mysterio with and RKO from the top rope. Randy Orton was over big time with the crowd.

Batista defeated JBL in the World Title match. This was ugly moment too. JBL got on the mic and proceeded to run down Macon, Georgia, then the college team, then the Atlanta Braves and then he went in forbidden zone and he ran down Michael Vick and the Falcons. In Georgia you just don't do that. The crowd proceeded to start throwing things in the ring at him. It really got out of hand for awhile but calmed down after Batista came to the ring. Batista won with the Batista Bomb. Also, Orlando Jordan tried to interfere but got hit with a chair by JBL by accident.